EYE OF PROVIDENCE
Ancient Mysteries

Eye of Providence

They've been watching longer than history records.

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ANUBIS — WEIGHER OF HEARTS
Ancient Mysteries

Anubis — Weigher of Hearts

Every soul gets measured eventually.

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NAZCA — HUMMINGBIRD
Ancient Mysteries

Nazca — Hummingbird

Ancient signals pointing at the sky.

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THE SPIRAL THAT IS EVERYWHERE
Ancient Mysteries

The Spiral That Is Everywhere

Nature has one cheat code.

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ELDER FUTHARK CIRCLE
Ancient Mysteries

Elder Futhark Circle

Written before your alphabet existed.

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GIT GUD
Gaming Culture

git gud

The only dev advice that applies in both worlds.

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RESPAWNING...
Gaming Culture

RESPAWNING...

Touching grass. Please wait.

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CRITICAL HIT
Gaming Culture

Critical Hit

Sometimes you just roll perfect.

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INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
Gaming Culture

INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE

The OG microtransaction.

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ANY% — LIFE SPEEDRUN
Gaming Culture

Any% — Life Speedrun

Skipping cutscenes. Exploiting glitches.

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SIGNAL / NOISE
Minimal Street

signal / noise

Cut the noise.

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MERIDIAN
Minimal Street

MERIDIAN

True north.

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ITERATION 0
Minimal Street

Iteration 0

Before version one.

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LIMINAL
Minimal Street

LIMINAL

Neither here nor there.

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NULL ISLAND
Minimal Street

Null Island

0° N, 0° E. Exists in every map. Found by nobody.

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SUDO MAKE COFFEE
Tech Humor

sudo make coffee

Permission denied. Caffeine required.

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WORKS ON MY MACHINE™
Tech Humor

Works On My Machine™

Certification guaranteed by me.

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NULLPOINTEREXCEPTION: HEART
Tech Humor

NullPointerException: Heart

Unhandled exception in main thread of feelings.

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DARK MODE OR NOTHING
Tech Humor

Dark Mode or Nothing

Eyes are not a legacy system.

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RECURSION (N.):
Tech Humor

Recursion (n.):

See: recursion.

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